TRY SMELLIN THIS!!!

I am a bachelor writing this very blog. And I do expect the readers to be bachelors as well. As I just return after a pacifying shower, its time to spray the deodorant can or may be press upon the head of that delicate perfume bottle. Phone rings! Could be my friend from the other hostel or could be my girlfriend calling.
Ok. . I know I am writing absurd stuff now. Point is about those four words in bold. Deodorant, perfume, a friend and your girlfriend. The thing in common. . They are all integral part of a bachelor’s life. Isn’t it?
But somehow I find an uncanny connection. It seems to me as if your friends (read "male friends") resemble a deodorant and your girlfriend, the perfume.
They come in a can. Hard, sturdy and reliable. Perfumes come in exclusive seductive glass bottles. To be carefully handled. Once let loose, they will shatter and you’ll lose it forever although its fragrance would not leave your room.
You change deodorants with seasons. You are always in search of a new one although you always brood over the new one thinking about the one you love the most. But one generally doesn’t change his perfume. It’s an identity, a statement and an addiction. You simply love to wear it.
Deodorants don’t burn a hole in your pocket and neither do you spend much time getting one. Perfumes are to be hand picked with utmost care and sense. Once chosen, they become part of your lifestyle and hence preserved.
Your deodorant is your daily dose of aromatic pleasure but perfume... they are a special possession, a collection and you don’t mind being selfish about it. And at times you tend to keep it at a distance from the many deodorant cans that you have.
I feel happy to find people appreciating my deodorants but I don’t wish to find someone having a thought about MY (and only my) perfume. [My selfishness has reasons. Please understand]
I have one such truly exclusive desirable and beautiful piece of redolence. I am possessive about HER, I am obsessed with HER and yeah, at all times very much selfish about HER. SHE haunts my room; SHE escorts my wardrobe and gives me my identity.
But then, even if I sprinkled my perfume this Sunday and it refuses to leave my shirt I still can’t move out without that refreshing spray of the deodorant. Its a habit, a daily phenomenon that always infected me, still infects me and will continue infecting me with all that I want. And I am never satisfied with one can. I need a few to lighten my mood and cheer me up. But of course, the perfume never ceases to diffuse, it’s there still tweaking my nostrils and sensitising my nerves.
I can’t do without either. I need both. All the time, all the while.
"OOT REH EVOL I DNA SDNEIRF YM EVOL I"
I know bachelors are smart enough to read the above. Any one who couldn’t please pass a comment.

"RED"dened ECSTASY

A ruffled bed sheet, an air conditioned room and two windows. I gaze outside to find the sun playing hide and seek with the clouds, keeping people guessing about the hue of the sky this evening.
My eyes twitch at the prolonged sight of the sunset. Undone by the raging sun, I decide to have a shower. Shower taken, cologne splashed all over, a cup of coffee taken and a sigh of relief follows.
Its time now. No time to waste. Time to get wild, dirty and messy. Dressed in the lightest clothing and the most relaxing of foot wears I hurry downstairs . . . there she is!
The sun has set and though I failed to guess the hue of the sky, there’s just no way I could miss her. . Red hot. . She stands still there . . . as if she’s never interested in the sunset or in me. I try to stare at her from different angles yet no reaction. It’s just the mood she is in. Calm, quiet, dignified, always a fire within that never really flared outside. Her shadow gets longer, even longer and just when about to touch the leather of my shoe it vanishes in a selfish display of naughtiness and allure. The sun just denied me the darkness of her shadow, the depth of her virtual imagery.
I have resisted enough. I have been patient but I can never be a saint. My cologne has started to diffuse and it’s just the perfect moment to pull her into the intoxicating aura that enveloped me. Before I could lose myself in her and faint gazing, it was wise to step forward and tease her in the dark. The sun has gone down at the right time leaving us alone. It’s just me and her mood.
I have known her but never felt her, never touched her, never spoilt her. I step closer. As I get closer, I start to get intimidated by the silence and the stance of her. I believe she can just break this silence anytime, can light up the darkness at a touch and can just burn the whole air around in a flash. Enough of mind games and enough of my timidity. One look over the shoulders and I step faster. She is just a step away from me now. I hold her by her arm and fling it across to give myself space. Now I am confident. She is shaken a bit but nevertheless silent, yet that fire is just about to go up in flames. She even "feels" hot. . . I am all comfortable and as I move my hands across her inside, I start feeling like Alexander. It’s softer inside. . . A twist and she now reacts. The silence is broken . . . a push there and it no more seems to be dark. I can see the curves "ahead". I press on her. She growls and moans and then a little pull just sets the fire on. She takes me to a different world and time seems to just fly. She is shaken "me" now. I am floored. But I don’t stop there. I press harder and I just fiddle around with everything. I push, I pull, I shove, I fondle, I thrust and now I can feel her under the skin. It’s an experience. I indulge in the process and she keeps me pushing harder . . . into the "corners", out on the "straight", into the darkest areas.
All expectations have been shattered because I had always been a silent spectator. Now I am hers and she’s mine. I spoil her and she spoils me even more. I get naughty and she makes me feel dirty. My hands are getting stiffer and I am sweating. My heart is beating like thunder; my panting could challenge any of the dogs on my street. But I am not tired, I am just thrilled to the limits and I am yet to find if such a limit exists!
Its got real dark now. I have had the ride of a lifetime. I ease myself around her and just try to get over her magnetism. I slow down, relax and go back to where it all started. I again fling her arms wide open to free myself from that whirlpool of orgasm and climaxes.
Surprisingly, my shirt is intact, there is sweat in my leather, my hair is just a bit shabby and the cologne still haunts me. I retreat to give her a final look. She still is hot and the fire still burns. There is darkness but she shines. There’s silence again but now I am no closer to her and she decides to give silence a chance. Mesmerised and transfixed by all this I look around . . .
I can smell burning rubber, I can see the marks on the asphalt and I still hear the echo of a rip-snorting, gas guzzling V12 Porsche engine . . . she made my evening . It’s not every time you feel like praising someone. But now I am confused . . . should I fall in love with her or just thank the people who made her so beautiful, so desirable and so much unreal.
She stands there, her lights try to wink at me and say "wanna go for a ride baby". That shimmering red paint keeps me tempting. And those seven letters "P O R S C H E" still make me thank the "real" people behind the wheels.

To whomsoever it may concern

It was raining cats and dogs. I ran for shelter under the shredded roof of a betel shop. Feeling the chill of the weather outside, I shivered from within and asked for a cup of tea, gulped it down my throat but still didn’t feel any warmer. Suddenly I got disturbed by the smell of burning nicotine. Yes, that white long stick distracted me or may be attracted me. I suddenly felt, may be that’s what keeps people warm but you just hate the smell of it and say," yuck!" . Or may be. . . . its worth it!!!
Dry and fine, I join my friends and their so-called "better halves" for coffee at an obscenely expensive coffee-shop. I’m kind of the uncool individual there, without a girl, without the stick within my fingers. I move my eye balls from faces to the fingers (this time the stick looks longer, may be to impress the girl), up to the mouth following the trail of smoke, at times even rings! Even if I’m wearing Levi’s and Nike, I am still way below being called a cool guy. I think I’m hurt for not being cool.
Sunday afternoon laziness . . . a heavy lunch retards my pace as I walk upstairs to my friends’ room. And again, the same white stick, the same stinking smoke but this time used for lightening your tummy a bit and may be act as the finishing touch to your lunch. As if water couldn’t suffice, that you had to take help of smoke . . . simply ridiculous! And suddenly, my best friend takes a puff for the first time and says its "good". That was enough to raise my hand and ask for IT. All mind games had been battled out and I had finally decided. I somehow manage to get it within the index and middle finger, very unprofessionally and now managed to get it between the lips. Friends looking in sheer excitement and smiling in sarcasm. I try breathing in through the mouth, smoke fills my mouth and I spurt it out in discomfort. The smiles turn into laughter and my injured ego forces me to go for another puff. And I say it feels "better" pointing to my best friend.
First steps of sinful misconception!
Thoughts come flooding into the mind. I think of all the years without a puff, my parents, I had thought I had fought all the mind games but this was just the beginning.
Days pass by. Now I don’t go by puffs, it’s the number of sticks that count. And I lose count of them as well. I now feel like a true "cool" engineering student. I show off my cigarette wherever I can, preferably in a group of non-smokers making them feel the way I used to feel. I feel I’m a winner; a sense of achievement engulfs me. I take notice of the price of all kinds and all brands of cigarettes and even the length of each. And now even get into arguments concerning the tastes of them. I have my own brand and I feel like I’m its big time brand ambassador. I crave for that last non-existent puff! They say the last puff is like the first kiss!
First steps of misunderstood achievement!
I have learnt the tricks n trades of the art of smoking. I can make rings, involve my nose in the process, drag the whole stick in two breathes and all other kinds of movie-inspired artwork. I realise the carbon that hugs onto my lungs but the realisation is just not enough. I am educated and I do read the statutory warning on the packs but then, I feel like a fool to believe it and I just focus my eyes on the white and beige stick.
First steps of deliberate ignorance!
It’s been a year now and a cigarette no more excites me the way it earlier did. Its just part of the daily action, no special attention paid. I lie on my bed and try to find an answer in the whirling and zipping smoke. The smoke irritates my eyes. I look down and I find butts of all kinds scattered all over the place. My eyes are irritated again, this time by the sight of the floor, a bit of hurt attached to it. They surely did make my room dirty but when I think of the lungs, I realise they must be dirtier, carbon studded and unhealthy.
First steps of intellectual realisation!
It’s a chilled breezy evening. I walk out on to the field to kick a bit of football. Tiredness was the only thing I could experience, the joy wasn’t there, neither was the healthy feeling of doing something good. I could feel my stamina falling like cycles in a cycle stand, just no end to it. I could hear my heart saying "Stop! Damn it!". . . I can’t take it anymore. I go by my heart, return to lay down on my bed, light up a stick and ease down on the fluffy bed. As I try thinking about the game, the pain of breathlessness wakes me up. I stand up in dismay. I feel someone stole away the oxygen from my room. I start panting like never before. I don’t have an answer, the smoke has betrayed me. The butts give me a sarcastic grin, the stick still burning with vengeance.
First steps of fearful disbelief!
I am looking down, in front of the doctor, who has just told me the state of my lungs. Bronchitis! I look up in utter shock. I feel like moving back in time. Back to that rainy afternoon, back to that coffee-shop, back to my friend’s room on that very Sunday. I wish to change what I did. But it’s beyond possibility. Only thing that comforts me is that I have realised it early, it isn’t that late. But the damage is irreparable, physical, mental, social, and financial.
First steps of thoughtful retreat!
It’s a new day and I am feeling fresh. My room is clean, there’s a fresh air blowing into my room. It feels the air just kissed my lungs and said" I had missed u". Suddenly the questions have vanished, my guilt has perished and my eyes have opened to the world of my own, beautiful and happy. I meet my friends and I feel "proud" to say I have quit! They try testing me but one night has just changed it all. I have got stronger by the heart, cleaner by the mind and I am blunt enough to just nod and say No! I am feeling stronger, healthier and happier. There’s this feel good factor that drives me through day and night. The smoke has become an enemy; the butts have become long distance scenery. Life’s simply beautiful. I wish to live longer.
To all my friends who smoke, try drawing a line on your wall and call it your lifeline. Try erasing it with every puff you take. You might just tear off the line in disgust or you might just vow to keep it constant. I wish your heart is strong enough to go for the latter. You may never realise how every drag actually drags you closer to death. Say goodbye to smoking and let’s breathe clean air for a change! Don’t wait for an asthma attack nor wait for your doctor to warn you nor wait for your girlfriend to request you. It’s your life. Live it longer, healthier and happier.
Why smoke when you can always breathe?

United we stand. Divided we fall

13:15 hrs…
The sun beats down the earth and there’s hardly any separation between the TWO. Enter shade. They get conscious. Dark visions and solarised spots cause a constant discomfort and there’s a continuous process of separation and unity. At times they merge into one and lose sight and at times they move apart to gather light. Now feeling comfortable, there’s no more processes continuing; now it’s like the curve of a constant function. No disturbance at all. Everything is just perfectly alright.
Roll no.15..?? Present sir!
Now the curve has started suffering distortions. Again, they both come closer but just when they feel like its getting just too close they move apart in a flash and then like sands flowing out from a squeezed fist, they again, slowly but surely come close, even closer, n they fall over each other in an attempt to eternal silence n satisfaction. It feels good, feels good to be in that state of oblivion until… until someone’s elbow just pulls them apart. How rude and unfair!
But that elbow isn’t enough to deter the TWO. They have always been together, ever since they have come on this planet. It’s a fact and no one can deny that. Its natural tendency to get attracted, something that is beyond self control and conscience. May be it’s the law of nature, if you are an atheist and if you are not it’s God’s created attribute.
30 minutes have passed!
Now it’s unstoppable. It’s no more a battle now. It’s almost a settlement. They have decided, come what may, they won’t fall apart. No matter how loud the scream of your enemy is, how much space you are left with. They are together. Streaks of hair interlocking between themselves, fluids causing sedation, thoughts come flooding, some pleasant, some disturbing, and some, sheer imagination. The experience is sublime yet surreal. A sense of accomplishment engulfs and they are not TWO but one now.
14:15 hrs…
1 hour has passed!
It’s time to part so that satisfaction doesn’t turn into complacency. Hairs unlock, fluids wiped out. But what has it got to do with time? 1 hour?
The class is over!
And a friend greets you with a "good afternoon"
And all you say is " what a sound sleep"
The TWO eyelids have finally separated. The dream is gone, attendance is earned, and you have enjoyed the whole experience.
The next day, there’s a picture of mine in an a social networking website titled "caught in action ".
N.B: How can an elbow pull apart something? :P

True colours

I am peaceful today, cool, calm, collected and composed.
I am blue, the lovely refreshing blue of a calm ocean. Other people talk about "feeling blue" and "blue Monday", but my blue is the sky making friends with the sun and cotton-puff clouds; it’s the colour of welcome water in a heat wave.
Red is inside me too. My red is not the usual angry red everyone talks about of; its a happy red, rising up inside me like a great ball of fire, exploding into the air, and spurting forth small flames of laughter; the red of a clown’s nose; the red of the symbolic heart, storing love and happiness. It is the same red glow I see at sunset, a red that is so very rare, but I have discovered it.
There is green as well. Not the green of jealousy, but the green I feel and see when I am close to nature. My green grows in me like a young tree. Green is life when you watch winter branches become heavy with green leaves in spring.
Black is supposed to be dark, dull and gloomy-a dead colour. My black mood takes hold of me when I feel the need to show I can be sophisticated. It can be shiny, glittering, stunning. Black is not a reminder of storms; black is the sky at night, sparkling with stars, carrying the moon on a silken thread; an evening dress studded with diamonds.
My silver is a special colour of adventure and excitement; the stars at night; a jet in flight, the sun chasing it, making it shine. It is dangerous, an exciting silver of flashing swords and chasing "en garde" cries!
And, finally, white! I am saving it for my special day; then my white will be clouds, a long dress and a veil, a white bouquet, a white cake,. My white will be heaven, a honeymoon and love. My white will be special. My white will be shared